Sunday, February 05, 2006

Kold Kiev...

Here is a view from my 10th floor apt. in Kiev. I would have stitched them together, but I don't have photoshop on my ole' faithful "lappy 486". You'll have to use your imagination to combine them.









Concordantly, I am happy to report that I now have coordinates for my apartment building!
50deg 24' 34.90" N
30deg 37' 43.95" E

Apropos: Are you a compu-box user with an internet connection of at least 56 Jkhz(jillion kilahertz)? Then this info is for you! Just navigate your web-portal to Google Earth if you don't already have it. Run the program from your dos commmand prompt (cd\coolprograms\touseontheweb\whereis jared,anyway?.exe), and then type in "Kiev, Ukraine". Once you get there, navigate your way to the SE side of the city (across the river) and match the coordinates! You will see my beautiful high-rise apartment building in all of it's glory. Ohh the wonders of the age of information. The satelite image is from the summer, so its a little greener that it is here currently.

vis-Ã-vis, here is the view from my stair well on the opposite side of the building...complete with a sidewalk sweeping babushka.








The section of the city where I live is mostly high-rise apt. buildings. The buildings are usually about 15 storys tall with large spaces (of grass?) in between them. It's a strange sight...its a very spacious city...not what I expected. I can't wait to see it in the spring. I work in an office that is on the first floor of a similar apt. building. It is about 10 mins. walk from where I live. This is very close (thank God!) because morning walks can be quite brisk.

One thing that I love/hate about this city is its road/sidewalk system. Just getting in from England where space was at a premium and roads were packed tight with small cars like a sardine tin, these roads seem like praries and dotted with large herds of buffalo'esque vehicles...huuuhhhhh?...whatever that means...
Basically, the roads are wide and the sidewalks are also very spacious...but their inviting width is a seductive ploy to reel in the unsupecting traveler to an icy/mushy grave (at least for the ego). What I mean by all of this is that no one clears the sidewalks so all the snow gets packed down so it looks safe, but underneath is a layer of ice that has taken me for a fool twice in as many days...
(un)Fortunately, I don't have any pictures of my public embarassment(s).

Conjointly, the food is almost as deceptive as the sidewalks. Don't get me wrong...the food here is geat and I really enjoy it. But the first few days I was sadly dissapointed by the catered lunch we order here at the office everyday. It's cheap (about $2.25) and pretty tasty. It comes with soup, main course, and salad. The salads are highly colored and very different from anything I'd had before. Upon seeing an item like this, I immediately thought "Yay! Fruit salad!" I hastily dug in , and to my suprize found nothing less than the exact opposite of what I had imagined...Pickled Cabbage. Again the cabbage was really good, just not what my expectations had readied my palate for...


To boot, My Apartment! It is very nice and I really love it. It has 4 components: foier w/ closet, bathroom w. shower & washer, Kitchen w/ oven, and living room/bedroom w/ couch/bed. I must say that I was wondering where my bedroom was when I first arrived, but it turns out that for heating reasons...my bedroom is also the common room. I now have reason to keep my room clean. This couch may look like an ordinary couch, but I plan on unleashing its hidden/wonderful capapbilites in my next photojournalistic memorandum.

Welp, I must wish my coterie "adieu". Know that I love you all differently in the same way. This goodbye has made me a little verklempt, so there is reason to talk amongst yourselves...I'll give you a topic...I am looking for a pet to greet me when I arrive home to my TV-less, stereo-less apartment. What should I get: cat or dog? DISCUSS!!

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jared,

If you get a cat, I will never come and vist you.

Your friend,
francisco

11:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are you talking about?? Cat or dog, are you completely boring??

You're in another country. Go wild man, get a turtle or a fish. Better yet, get a servant. There has to be some poor sucker willing to work for free Vodka and cheap american cigarettes. You could call him Vlad and make him wear a french maid outfit.

12:51 AM  
Blogger Jordan said...

jared,

Definately get a dog... I saw a dog on tv who, upon seeing her crippled owner having seizures on the floor... grabbed the cordless phone, layed it at her side, went back to the base and pressed the emergency button... When 911 answered it barked the longitude and latitude of the house in morse code... she was saved by the dog because she had liver failure and the ambulance came in time.

so dogs are the way to go... seriously though you will be much hapier with a dog... plus if that humongus caterpillar that's sleeping on your couch ever wakes up hungry for humans, the dog can fend him off. any who.. your neighborhood looks cool... kinda like Brooklyn but more spaced out. so if you become a rapper and put your 'hood' on the cover, no one will ever know the difference.. until you start rapping in russian.

first album--->Ishnakoy

10:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jared,

If you get a cat, I will definitely come and visit you.

Your friend,
Jean

1:07 PM  
Blogger Monika Anne said...

so, is that a couch or a bed? it's hard to tell.

i'm glad you're enjoying the ice-water prairies, is that what you called them? Falling down in public can be made a little more gracious if you wave and smile to passers-by on your way down. I've also found that it's helpful to sit and rest your newly injured derriere on the ice before getting back up, it soothes the pain.

I think you should go with animals that are indigenous to the Ukraine...such as the monkey or the parrot. It's not every day you get to live in the south Pacific, take full advantage of it. Live it up. Cats and dogs are so american.

Now, here's a question for you. When you don't understand what the people are saying to you and you ask them to repeat, do they say it much louder to you?? Just wondering.

1:09 PM  
Blogger Jared said...

So if I get a cat, the girls will come and visit me...and if I get a dog or sevant, Nik will come and visit me...hmmmmm.

When, I don't understand what people are saying, I just smile and walk away. They never get a chance to yell at me. As I leave, I also yell "Ishnakoy, Ishnakoy" just to make their day...

10:20 AM  
Blogger Jared said...

OK, nevermind. I just found out my lease won't let me have pets. My lease is for 6 months, so maybe later.

4:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm so glad that you can't have a pet!!! why don't you just get a radio instead!!!

who are you cheering for at the olympics? your true homeland or your new one? better be the USA...or your sorry ass is never getting back in this country!

8:19 PM  

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