10 states in 24hrs....okay 7, in 28 hrs

And for the record, Mr. Tumnus had black hoof. Hey Jared, England is cool but the land of milk and honey and free flowing oil from Russia needs some representin' too. I'll represent from NC, VA, WV, KY, OH, MI, and FL. I've set foot (tire) in each one for work in the past 2 days . This trip was actually pretty good though. ...except for the plane crash in the middle of the road! After dropping a car off in Findlay, OH (after 9 Hrs of driving) I needed a ride to the Cincinnati. I found that my driver to the airport had had a few too many cervezas...so I got to drive 2 more hours to Cincinnati. Nice Pedro. To his credit though, the boss didnt tell him he had to do it. It was actually cool to ride with someone, even if broken english was the only communication. I've come to realize that anybody in the car with me is preferable to driving by myself. Thats why I'm excited that Jenae gets to ride with me up there next week to visit her Finance' Mark. Hes a great guy by the way, I recommend him to anyone. NEway, I spent a lot of time in airports yesterday and today. To keep from having to check baggage I carried on my camera and computer. I stuffed extra clothes in my computer bag. And of course whenever you carry a camera thats in the shape of a Gun they automatically make me step aside and check it out. The problem was that the gun/camera compartment also was the underwear compartment. Mr. Cardwell, you are not a terrorist b/c they would'nt make the mistake of drawing attention to themselves by wearing pants that are missing the button so when you take your belt you get weird stares from half of the employees. Airports=humiliation.
So in Miami, apparently the fast lane is reserved for cars traveling over 85 mph and they have to be German or Italian made. I did see some of the most beautiful cars ever though, including a Porsche 911 GT3, a couple of Rolls Royces and a few Ferraris. suweeeet. And something that baffled me initially but later I just realized it was just the concept of American extravagance and excessivenessicity taken to a new level....it actually made me laugh. Okay, so HUMMERS came out in the late 90's and were made popular by guvna/badass Ahnuld Schwarzenneger. Hummers are great for the military and Ted Nugent, but I genuinely don't understand the type of compensation issues someone has that would prefer to drive to work and on highways in one of these things! Come on America (thats my new catch phrase). I started laughing today when I realized that this monster of a truck that I was driving next to on the interstate was not a tow truck, but indeed some dudes pimped out ride. MOVE OVER HUMMER! I was half expecting Carson Daly to get out drinking a Pepsi. STUPID! HOLY MOLY! WEIRD! GOODNESS! CRAP! This is one reason why I hate/love Miami. This is amazing, because while we're supposed to cut our addiction to oil (says the prez) we have people driving these monsters b/c it grabs a little more attention and helps them score chicks! All this talk of ethanol and fuel cell, cold fusion......is it for nothing? Yeah, well anyway, I'm also driving a truck in these pictures, albeit a humble GMC Canyon. It might have well been a Honda Civic next to these dorkwagons. (Thats what they are called) Anyway, I love each and every one of you the same but in different ways. Have a wonderful night and don't forget to comment.