Concerning the previous title
The title of my last post was a reference to a quote made by our dear friend Ted's mom.
In this case I intended on writing a post about how we Cardwell's are all scattered all around.
With Jessie's move to Charleston from Columbia real soon I've calculated our families Polygonal Distance1 to be approximately 10,756.95 miles. Here are some pics of our families PD Polygon:
This is the whole Polygon... you can see it stretching across the Atlantic.
Here is the western-most sector of our polygon... as you can see it cuts through Winston-Salem, Wilkesboro, Columbia, and Charleston. Not intentionally in reverse alphabetical order.
And here is Jared's end... rather lonely/pointy... Jared always did know how to work the angles to make a point, and we always knew he would be the acute-est.
So that brings us here... to the little window that indicates our PD. So unless all of our continents re-pangaeate (RE-PAN-GEE-8 : Reform the Pangaean continent) Then our PD Polygon will be this large for at least two more years.
Well, this is the only thing I've done since I got to work at 9:00 this morning... it is now 10:37 so I think I'll do a little work.
Interesting experiment: Try to include God into any PD calculation. Instead of an exponentially larger calculation, you will find that the distance is actually reduced to 0.
Mad Love ♥
Jorge
1 Polygonal Distance: A measure devised to give a quantitative value to the distance between multiple non-linear locations. PD equals the perimeter of the least angular polygon formed by connecting all locations with straight non-overlapping lines. Not to be confused with Polygamy Distance: The greatest distance between any two wives at any particular moment.
In this case I intended on writing a post about how we Cardwell's are all scattered all around.
With Jessie's move to Charleston from Columbia real soon I've calculated our families Polygonal Distance1 to be approximately 10,756.95 miles. Here are some pics of our families PD Polygon:
This is the whole Polygon... you can see it stretching across the Atlantic.
Here is the western-most sector of our polygon... as you can see it cuts through Winston-Salem, Wilkesboro, Columbia, and Charleston. Not intentionally in reverse alphabetical order.
And here is Jared's end... rather lonely/pointy... Jared always did know how to work the angles to make a point, and we always knew he would be the acute-est.
So that brings us here... to the little window that indicates our PD. So unless all of our continents re-pangaeate (RE-PAN-GEE-8 : Reform the Pangaean continent) Then our PD Polygon will be this large for at least two more years.
Well, this is the only thing I've done since I got to work at 9:00 this morning... it is now 10:37 so I think I'll do a little work.
Interesting experiment: Try to include God into any PD calculation. Instead of an exponentially larger calculation, you will find that the distance is actually reduced to 0.
Mad Love ♥
Jorge
1 Polygonal Distance: A measure devised to give a quantitative value to the distance between multiple non-linear locations. PD equals the perimeter of the least angular polygon formed by connecting all locations with straight non-overlapping lines. Not to be confused with Polygamy Distance: The greatest distance between any two wives at any particular moment.
posted by Jordan at 9:32 AM
7 Comments:
is your PD taking into account the curvature of the earth? B/C it looks like the model is only 2-D. Do you plan on drilling through the earths core with the aid of the Doozers?
Interestingly enough, when you put Pastor Darren (PD) into the equation all I get is a "Perfect Polygonal Placement Point Perpendicular to Position of phactor P." Go Phigure?
ohhh raddish sticks, what can dooozers do with (x - x_0 )^2 + (y - y_0 )^2 + ( z - z_0 )^2 = r^2 \
Acutally, jorge's calculations from google earth do take into account the curvature of the sphere...google earth isn't 2D it's 3D, and if you take into account the time it took to make such calculations its 4D. Not to be confused with a hypershere that exists in 4-dimensional Euclidean space.
I say this with the hope that the engineers at keyhole took that into account before publishing the beta verson...its safe to say that after google took it over, that some geek somewhere made sure that A = 4 (pi r^2), was in there.
i wish i could talk more geometry with you boys, but i must be off to study russian on a friday night. you can't tell people about Jesus if you can't tell people anything (that's not entirely true, but you get my polygonal point). Jordan, nice jorb on the post...why didn't you ever help me with my math homework in highschool?
Simeon, the reason you can't plug in Pastor Darren (PD) into the equation is because you have failed to invoke Eyenstohl's "Theory of Laws"...which calls into effect the Nth spiritual dimension. The intersection of that point is a hyperreality that cannont be mapped using cartesian coordinates. You would need a tri-corder to do that....
in physics,(pronounced fig-sicks)p/d is the pi distance, or the distance between cabbage pie from Kiev and a nonie pie from winston, dark matter excluded. loveyameanit...popa
Actually jared,
A tri-corder could only do about 75% of the equation. You need at least a good used quad-corder. I saw them on special this week @ figsicks-r-us.
The metric ones are even cheeper,by just a little biddie(by about .4/mi per calculation) Be careful thought, they're made in France....popa
All this talk about figsticks...you guys are speaking my language, that is, the language of love. On a recent excursion, one in which I was exploring the carious potential of actinomyous actinomycetes, I discoved a new use for the aforemention quad-corder, pogo hopping. No really, I'm serious. The propensity with which one must study the astrophysics behind force, gravity, a 140lb jared, air resistance, friction, air density within the two orbs, and of course, the random chance of a nina attack, is on a level that it can only be addressed with such a high tech piece of equipment. Yes, a good used one will do the trick, and yes, they are made in France. I have often pondered the connection between the two.
Now, two things about google earth. Firstly, I check your coordinators jared, and I was able to zoom in to the point where I could read the 'gutentag' in your russian literature book. Thirdly, I don't like it, because Fiji shows up as a large green blob. You'd think they'd at least have clear pictures of the big nations.
Fourthly, lastly, and finally, I've been waiting for skype call from you jared...I hope you don't screen my calls like you did with your cell phone. Seems contradictary doesn't it? You figure it out...
Wow, just wow. Did you take into account the hotness of my ass.
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