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If you use these sites, you'll become so cool that all the girls will flock to you and point at you when you think they are pointing cause you are awesome but really they are because your shirt came slightly untucked while you were greasing the dance floor with your smooth moves and some of the red from your british flag boxers sticks out of and makes everybody think that you think that you are way cooler than you really are while at this wedding I went to last weekend where I got 3 day food poisoning from eating some bad fish.
You really should listen to these sites.
Pandora
The Hype Machine
If you use these sites, you'll become so cool that all the girls will flock to you and point at you when you think they are pointing cause you are awesome but really they are because your shirt came slightly untucked while you were greasing the dance floor with your smooth moves and some of the red from your british flag boxers sticks out of and makes everybody think that you think that you are way cooler than you really are while at this wedding I went to last weekend where I got 3 day food poisoning from eating some bad fish.
You really should listen to these sites.
posted by Jared at 4:10 AM
2 Comments:
I'm not completely sure but I think I believe that may possibly be close to the most long sentence I've almost ever seen with approximately two eyes.
I believe my mantra will fill you in as to why I write like I do:
"Short sentences are for the birds and taking breath pauses is for sissies...as well as being non-convoluted."
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